You know why no one takes people in pajammas seriously?
Go put a pair on. Yeaaaaa, I know right? That shit rocks your ass to sleep and you fucking like it. Do yours have some kind of lame ass cartoon character on them, with the squiggle eyes and football helmet? Or, were you inspired by Casanova and paid more than Wal Mart would allow for those you of piece of class you.

Ok, now...go do something. You don't want to huh? I understand, I can't move either. I've been here 80 years. My ass is a cloud, that could be all the fecal matter though.


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