Stranger: do u or do u not own a stash of pornographic material hidden somewhere in ur home or on ur person?
You: hahaha, awesome
You: Ok, once again
You: Does the internet count?
You: I mean, who keeps permanent material anymore
Stranger: thank u thats one friend proven wrong ha
Stranger: internet all the way
You: hahaha
You: Defz
Stranger: right next question
You: Surely.
Stranger: do u or have u ever own a wank sock that was used frequently but never washed?
You: Oh holy fuck no.
Stranger: thank u jesus im normal
Stranger: ha
You: I mean, one timers sure. They go in the mashine!
You: machine*
Stranger: theres another friend proven wrong
Stranger: lol
You: Do you have a bunch of jerk off addicts for friends?
You: haha
Stranger: these are questions to prove my art class friends wrong
Stranger: they are all nasty dirty basterds
You: Hahaha, cool cool
You: Clearly!
Stranger: well
Stranger: next question
You: Alright
Stranger: do u or have u ever shaved ur pubes for personal or external gain?
You: Uhhh, yes? I mean, yes I shave.
You: I dunno about the motivations there. It's not a court hearing.
Stranger: thank u
Stranger: one of those boys in that class
Stranger: is really nastily hairy and well nasty
Stranger: whereas everyonoe else shaves
Stranger: lol
You: hahaha
You: He must be the popular one.
Stranger: he is yes gets all the girls
Stranger: well thank u for clearing that up
